too old to have my mom make appointments for me too young to die
I used to think having a bf would mean I had someone to put lotion on my back, but I know now a bf is someone to laugh at me as I struggle to lotion my own back.
a flight attendant bursts into the cabin
"is there a nerd on board?! terrorists have hijacked this plane and refuse to land safely unless somebody explains the plot of neon genesis evangelion to them"
"finally" i think as i raise my hand “my time to shine”