March 2012
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February 2012
No matter how much I reason myself otherwise, I still feel like throwing up every time someone reads my writing.
Are you reading this?
BARF
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I’m afraid that I can’t be funny anymore because I’m too smart now to hate myself. How do I be funny now!?
ajolote:
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It’s really annoying when programmers put style code in a stylesheet and I have to manually copy over the code from the sheet and rehost on my wordpress just to change the font of my blog title. How dare they.
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“She told herself it was because of pessimism, existentialism, even nihilism, but...”
– Sherman Alexie, Assimilation
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WHAT IS WORSE
Taking progestin and being an emotionally over-wrought SuperBitch with excessive amounts of a body-destroying hormone that could adversely and permanently be effecting my libido, cognitive abilities, mental clarity, reproductive abilities (but who cares lol), and overall physical health.
Not taking progestin and having miserable vomit-inducing cramps, headaches, no energy, and going through a...
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It took me a whole bottle of red wine to get through the last episode of Glee.
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Nine Tips for Aspiring Aspiring Writers
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A lot of successful authors will, at some point, publish a list of tips for aspiring writers. By no measure am I a successful writer, but I’ve never let that abate my love of both listing things and being didactic.* Therefore, I’ve compiled a list of tips that will put you on the right track to becoming an aspiring writer.
Don’t read too much. It cuts in on the time you could...
Someone put their parking ticket on my car.
But why? The ticket has their license plate number on it.
I don’t get it.
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On starvation and summer
After monitoring my food intake for a week and determining that I’m effectively in avg. Ethiopian calorie intake range, I’ve been making an effort to eat more. This is difficult because I’ve come to the stage in my weight loss quest where I regret every single calorie I eat, but at the same time my body is in starvation mode and it’s making me miserable. I haven’t had...
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I’m redecorating my apartment with lots and lots of amber and pine needles. Tonight my evening involved norwegian folk songs, punk music, candles, making crafts from hemp twine, painting with chalkboard paint, inhaling incense, goat cheese and fig, earl grey tea, and drawing schematics for DIY furniture. I am slowly figuratively becoming flickr.
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You know that feeling a character in fiction gets when they realize that they love someone who’s been right in front of them their whole life, and they’re just so happy and they slap their head and go “Why didn’t I think of that before!!!”
That’s the moment I’m having right now with the color amber.