December 2011
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Do we not say “OMG” anymore? Did Gossip Girl kill that?
andthehomeofthebrave:
IM THE WORST!!!!!!!
omg i just ate for the first time today and i had a huge meal but i forgot to take my medication now i feel like shit and i sort of want to throw up so i can take the meds and calm my stomach.
OUCH I HATE ULCER
“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of ‘Blue Valentine’. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he performs cunnilingus on Michelle Williams. (via agarfields)
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Boys are cute
Today I...
watched all of Party Down
cried because I’m going to be alone forever
sat on the couch under ten blankets imagining what it would be like to be married to Adam Scott
cried more
convinced myself I have breast cancer
went places in my car and screamed along to Fall Out Boy
because I’m literally gay
had a great encounter with a former high school classmate who was working at the...
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About 70% sure I encountered Russell Simmons in the lobby of the Trump Tower earlier.
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Breaking Bad is so good.
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I feel like such a douche when I hear people misuse the word “wherefore” and I laugh at them.
That’s something a douche would do.
Sometimes I really have to like resist the urge to go into Hot Topic and buy a bunch of black zip-up sweatshirts.
Will I be 16 forever?
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albinwonderland:
[Read original article here.]
This article defies rationality. Let’s break it down point by point.
“Men don’t know what they’re talking about when they say ‘no makeup’. They don’t know the difference between ‘no makeup’ and ‘natural makeup’.”
This is sexist and very self-victimizing. Implying that...
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On the drinking of water
I’ve had some health problems recently and my doctor determined that amongst my other many deadly diseases, I was chronically dehydrated. For most of my life I’ve not experienced getting thirsty that often, so I would drink very little. She asked me to measure out how much water I drank for a week, and it came out to about 1/3 of the daily recommended amount (lol). This is obviously...
I accidentally spent the past two hours looking at pictures of rotting boddies and creepy undead people. No thanks to sleep.
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“It’s my view that the existence of ghosts would contravene the second law...”
– Prof. Brian Cox, on what would happen if some ghosts showed up at his house on Christmas Eve and tried to get him to change his ways.
(via brianfuckingcox)
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Things I’ve done tonight
Six pack of pumpkin ale
listened to “Eulogy” by Saves The Day on repeat for about an hour
jammed to various punk musics
rearranged and decorated my apartment
written really good poems
…after reading through the sonnets i wrote about matthew gray gubler a few years ago
fretted
impulse bought Reddit Gold for about 9 people
impulse bought a...
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“Flowers gathered in the morning,
Afternoon they blossom on,
Still are withered...”
– Neil Gaiman (via 2helmsdeep)
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Life sucks, world unfair.
