February 2012
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Have you ever had that friend who tried very hard to convince you that their life is terrible and/or worse than yours, all matter-of-fact such that you feel they desire your pity but equally condem you for it? I used to be that person until I met someone like that, and we got stuck in like an infinite loop of “whose life sucks more” until I realized that I was unbearable to everyone...
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A free verse poem
SERIOUSLY NO MATTER
WHAT I DO
I CANNOT LOSE WEIGHT
NO
MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I AM STILL GAINING
WEIGHT
AND NOT LOSING INCHES I AM WORKING OUT DAILY (5K TRAINING PLUS LIFTING) EATING BARELY ENOUGH TO KEEP AWAY HUNGER PAINS
CYCLING TO RUN ERRANDS
YET
EVERY TIME I STEP
ON ...
I’ve been training for a 5k for three months and eating less but I can’t lose weight. Where is this energy coming from??
My whole body aches but there is no rest. I cannot run for reelection of the sexular alliance; I barely have time to think in between meetings and emails and remembering everything there is in the world. Being successful is hard.
I always know when there is mold near me because I get a mold headache in the same spot I always do when there is mold. And there is mold in my apartment, I just don’t know where. I am very allergic and it hurts.
Anonymous asked: The original ToL screenplay has something to do with a Minotaur sitting at the edge of the world and viewing humanity. Would probably be worth reading.
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Have you ever been stopped by police for speeding on your bike? Because I have.
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January 2012
peterhiggsinabathingsuit replied to your post: Breaking news: I finished Stardust.
Hunger Games… Really?
Oh come on, Hunger Games is compelling.
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Breaking news: I finished Stardust.
things my Contemporary Lit professor said today:
dirtydustinhoffmanneedsabath:
-“They tried really hard to make it serious but at the end there’s still a Holocaust museum gift shop.” -“Elaborate more on the idea of ‘hipsterdom’”. -“What’s wrong with going to an expensive liberal arts college and then going to work as an organic farmer?” -“The Holocaust isn’t supposed to be funny but when South Park makes a Holocaust joke, I’m horrified but...
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Urban biking successes: today I went down a 10 foot long hill at ~35º incline and it emptied out onto a gravel road and I didn’t pee my pants.
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farisbueller:felicefawn:
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she...
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I’ve been reading Stardust for like four weeks. I am the slowest reader.
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HEY LOOK AT ME AND HOW PAINFULLY SELF AWARE I AM LOL
I”M SO MISERABLE!!!! LOOK
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I have finished my story. I will now retreat into a cavern of blankets containing naan, violins and Infinite Jest (which I will read while I sob).
I’ll post the final draft after my workshop XXXXXXXXXX
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I do not handle poop very well.
It’s one of those things that just freaks me out and I guess I just can’t handle it.
Okay so I found dog poop on the bottom of one of my shoes. I had walked around my apartment just a little bit before taking them off and I walked around in those same areas afterwords, barefoot.
Which means I have tracked poop throughout my apartment and it’s on...
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It is so, so, so soft in my head and fuzzy, unfocused, etc., all of that, and I just can’t string together any amount of words that seem like they belong on a page together.
No words sound good together.
“He supposed many men meant no more than that when they said they were in...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night
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I keep farting in the Secular Alliance office and forgetting that someone could come in at any second…
Today was the culmination of a social experiment on how quickly I would devolve into using bread as a utensil after two days of not scheduling time to do the dishes.
Also currently using a measuring cup as a bowl.
7e8fff replied to your post: I only know what day it is because I have my meals…
wouldnt you lose weight with a tapeworm?
No actually tapeworms cause you to gain weight, though not necessarily inches. It’s like growing inside you like a fetus.
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I only know what day it is because I have my meals planned out for the entire week otherwise I will eat yogurt and avocado and cream cheese every day and gain 1000 lbs.
Also I’ve been eating healthier AND working out and I haven’t lost any weight or inches in three months (and actually I gained a little bit of weight to my daily average). I’m beginning to think I literally have...
“I know I’m not the one you thought you knew back in high school
Never going,...”
– President Barack Obama - State of the Union (via thenewhotness)
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I’m so busy and exhausted that I don’t remember half of what happened at the Transfaith Student Service Union meeting I just went to, even though I talked for great lengths at it.
Did I sound like an idiot?
Was I funny?
Did I insult anyone’s religious beliefs?
Probably yes to all.
I like to think that I’m intelligent but then I remember that I listen to pop music with little/no irony.
Anonymous asked: what is the point of posting food that is not vegan and then tagging it as vegan? did it occur to you that maybe people search the vegan tag for vegan food?
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Here's a friendly reminder:
caffeinatedfeminist:
-You cannot be sexist toward men. Sexism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against men but you CANNOT be sexist toward them.
-You cannot be racist towards white people. Racism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against white people but you...