January 2012
It is so, so, so soft in my head and fuzzy, unfocused, etc., all of that, and I just can’t string together any amount of words that seem like they belong on a page together.
No words sound good together.
“He supposed many men meant no more than that when they said they were in...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night
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I keep farting in the Secular Alliance office and forgetting that someone could come in at any second…
Today was the culmination of a social experiment on how quickly I would devolve into using bread as a utensil after two days of not scheduling time to do the dishes.
Also currently using a measuring cup as a bowl.
7e8fff replied to your post: I only know what day it is because I have my meals…
wouldnt you lose weight with a tapeworm?
No actually tapeworms cause you to gain weight, though not necessarily inches. It’s like growing inside you like a fetus.
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I only know what day it is because I have my meals planned out for the entire week otherwise I will eat yogurt and avocado and cream cheese every day and gain 1000 lbs.
Also I’ve been eating healthier AND working out and I haven’t lost any weight or inches in three months (and actually I gained a little bit of weight to my daily average). I’m beginning to think I literally have...
“I know I’m not the one you thought you knew back in high school
Never going,...”
– President Barack Obama - State of the Union (via thenewhotness)
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I’m so busy and exhausted that I don’t remember half of what happened at the Transfaith Student Service Union meeting I just went to, even though I talked for great lengths at it.
Did I sound like an idiot?
Was I funny?
Did I insult anyone’s religious beliefs?
Probably yes to all.
I like to think that I’m intelligent but then I remember that I listen to pop music with little/no irony.
Anonymous asked: what is the point of posting food that is not vegan and then tagging it as vegan? did it occur to you that maybe people search the vegan tag for vegan food?
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Here's a friendly reminder:
caffeinatedfeminist:
-You cannot be sexist toward men. Sexism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against men but you CANNOT be sexist toward them.
-You cannot be racist towards white people. Racism is based on a system of oppression. You CAN be discriminatory, rude, inconsiderate, and/or prejudiced against white people but you...
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I’ve seen more pictures of Zac Effron today than I ever needed in my life.
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Can someone please clarify for me: in England do lawyers and judges wear robes and silly wigs? Like all the time? Is this just in England or in other parts of Britain also? Does the rest of Europe have normal lawyers and judges who wear normal clothes?
drinkyourjuice:
And I remember walking, that...
ummwhat:
Margot & the Nuclear So and So’s -...
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peterhiggsinabathingsuit asked: Aww, come on, that dominatrix was so hammy! Sexual tedium more like.
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Sometimes I have nightmares about drinking the gross pots of liquid that ferment in my kitchen sink if I don’t do the dishes for a few days, like, the soapy foodwater that is in the pot that i cooked my stir fry in, and it smells all bad and gross.
I haven’t worked out ALL WEEK and I have a thousand legitimate excuses but mostly because I’m tired and suck at time management!! My life is horrible so I’m drunk and watching Good Eats while I eat a very large salad.
Pros of dessert:
delicious
I’m tired
I like chocolate
and I like to eat
Cons of dessert:
I’m so fat
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Margot & the Nuclear So and So’s -...
The results from all variations of the google search “my crotch smells” are hilarious. Including but not limited to: “my vagina smells,” “why does my vagina smell?” “why does my vagina smell when I’m on my period?” “my vagina smells like garlic,” “why is there an odor when I take off my pants?” “why does my...
Daily Dinner, 1/8/12: Salad
carlysdinner:
Feeling lazy. The salad is romaine + red butter lettuce, toasted pecans, feta cheese, dried cranberries and raspberry vinaigrette.
Frozen blueberries for dessert. Yum.
Okay so
Last week I bought feta cheese for a recipe, and I was nervous because I’d never had it before, but it was really good! And how could I have gone 20 years without knowingly eating feta...
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The laundromat that I go to is like a gathering place for Koreans, so whenever I go there I feel as if I should dress in my most fashionable clothing so that I fit in with their expensive designer jeans and and Nordstrom’s shoes.
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My best period ever.
In the last looming days before my transition from busy adult person in the Real World to busy adult student straddling Academia and the responsibilities of leading a large student group, my normally firm grasp on reality is wavering in the most unprecedented of ways.
I’ve had a lot of alone time over the past few weeks, which I’ve used to redecorate my apartment, shuffle my...
divination:
i wish aging colin firth was my dad and young colin firth was my boyfriend is that weird
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I have this very weird fear of being literally stabbed in the back or otherwise hurting my spine. Sometimes when I think out it I get these anxious spasms in my back muscles and I need to like wrap my arms behind me and just protect myself.
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