Thursday December 10, 2009 at 2:51

“I feel like I don’t even need to talk to you to have a conversation with you. All I have to do is listen to that Radiohead song that’s just a three-minute lecture by a computer about how to live and it’s as if we’ve just had a conversation.”

— Andy on the way I act. I don’t know if i should be angry at him or myself

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 2:03

why do i exist

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 1:11

i only have one thing to say


that is all

Thursday December 10, 2009 at 1:09

She’s got those moves, so long as you move her arms and legs.

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 23:16

Guess who finally has peanut butter? I did

Guess who finally has peanut butter? I did

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 22:50

it would be easier for me to breathe in space than it would be for me to buy alcohol

what part of i havent drank since july dont you understand

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 22:44

ATTN: marina, humpreet, druv, wajahat, and whomever it was who told me that picture of moose was actually of elk

if i go to canada will you hang out with me?

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 22:38

the last time i drank alcohol was like july

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 22:11

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

INOTHERNEWS YOU BITCH YOU SPOILED GLEE FOR ME

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 21:31

they say cheerios are healthy for you but what if you eat a whole box

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 21:01

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 20:34

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 20:04

im not exaggerating when i say this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

im not exaggerating when i say this is the funniest thing ive ever seen

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 19:55

i wonder what its like for this part of your body to be flat

i wonder what its like for this part of your body to be flat

Wednesday December 09, 2009 at 19:47

pour the champagne pour the champagne

pour the champagne pour the champagne